Caligula

What is the precept of the life of Caligula? Not to be a lolo mutha who wars with things like the ocean and sees shells as “bounty” because you believe it is the domain of the mythological god of Neptune who also believed he was descended from the heavens as Aphrodite. Historians tend to reason he was probably extremely bipolar if not entirely a textbook mad individual. He is thought of as one of the most evil beings in history. Let’s look at the list of lunatic acts this lovely individual did:

1. He believed he was deity
2. Put a horse into a position of authority
3. May or may not have raped the horse
4. Instructed his army to attack the ocean slashing at the waves
5. He took shells as bounty
6. Assaulted a priest over the head with a hammer

And many more grand things…. a delightful Roman figure even less savory than the typical Roman figure.